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This quiz was cunningly devised by Lynn Davy, who unfortunately could not attend the event.

SECTION 1: MEASURES AND VALUES

1.1: How old a trail can Llud follow?

A: 3 days
B: 3 weeks
C: 3 months
D: 3 years

1.2: By how much did Arthur beat Kai in their challenge to see who would catch Garet or Gawain first?

A: By the time it takes Mark of Cornwall to kick three backsides
B: By the time it takes one wave to roll onto the beach
C: By the time it takes two waves to roll onto the beach
D: By the length of a new spear

1.3: How many swordsmen is Llud worth, according to Arthur?

A: At least 20
B: At least 50
C: A silver hand’s worth
D: An entire legion

1.4: What breed of cattle did Rowena purchase for her six measures of silver?

A: Highlands
B: Beefalo
C: Longhorns
D: Shorthorns

1.5: In how many episodes does the actor who is best known for playing Darth Vader appear?

A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: 4

BONUS POINT 1: What is the actor’s name?

SECTION 2: FOOD AND DRINK

2.1: What does Kai say is the food of life to the Celts?

A: Deer
B: Wild boar
C: Chickens
D: Nuts and berries

2.2: What did Rolf the Preacher give Llud to drink at dinner?

A: Bishop’s Finger
B: Adder’s Tongue
C: Snakebite
D: Adder’s Sting

2.3: What was the price the Greek trader asked Yorath for a barrel of wine?

A: 5 Jute women
B: 5 Saxon women
C: 6 Saxon women
D: 5 Saxon sheep

2.4: What is Arthur eating while he talks to Eithna, saying ‘it won’t be wasted’?

A: Chicken
B: Wild boar
C: Grapes
D: Fish

2.5: What goes into the Wood People’s sleeping powder?

A: Herbs, moss and fungus
B: Herbs, moss and cowdung
C: Spores, moulds and fungus
D: Herbs, wood ash and berries

BONUS POINT 2 if you get the film reference in one of the above answers

SECTION 3: MARK OF CORNWALL

3.1: In how many episodes does Mark of Cornwall appear?

A: 5
B: 6
C: 7
D: 8

3.2: What was the real treasure that Arthur and Mark were rowing up the river to recover?

A: Monastery silver
B: Llud and Kai
C: Roman coins
D: Hildred and Goda

3.3: What does Mark of Cornwall do to his warriors when they stare at him for ‘turning the other cheek’ and letting a Saxon escape?

A: Kicks them up the backside
B: Gets them in a wrestler’s arm-lock
C: Throws them in the river
D: Turns the other cheek

3.4: Which of Mark’s various ‘best battle leaders’ did Roland the Saxon kill?

A: Agdor
B: Pethik
C: Agricola
D: Herrick

3.5: Which of these is NOT a sport at Arthur’s Games?

A: Putting a piglet in a bucket
B: Singing
C: Hauling sleds full of rocks
D: Wrestling

BONUS POINT 3: Which of the above does Llud think Mark of Cornwall must win?

SECTION 4: BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LLUD

4.1: How did Kai end up being raised by Llud?

A: Kai is Llud’s stepson from his first marriage
B: Llud took pity on Kai after his parents were killed
C: Llud found Kai as a baby wrapped in sheepskin
D: Llud captured Kai in a raid on a Saxon village

4.2: What did Arthur tell Llud was an old Caesar’s trick?

A: To divide and conquer
B: To come, see and conquer
C: To set a barbarian to catch barbarians
D: To wear his toga in the traditional manner

4.3: What was Llud’s wife’s name?

A: Lludmilla
B: Nobody knows, and Llud’s not telling
C: Llud never married
D: Guinevere

4.4: According to Arthur, what does it mean when Llud’s nose twitches?

A: There’s a change in the wind
B: There’s roast boar for dinner again
C: Someone’s about to get thrown in the river
D: There’s trouble ahead

4.5: Why couldn’t Llud write a letter to Arthur?

A: His hand was numb because it was so badly burned
B: His silver hand can’t hold a quill
C: He never learned to write at all
D: There was no ink in Gavron’s camp

BONUS POINT 4: Which of Llud’s hands is the silver one?

SECTION 5: PEOPLE AND PLACES

5.1: What is the name of the girl from Rome?

A: Ambrosia
B: Benedetta
C: Benedicta
D: Balotelli

5.2: Who told Arthur ‘Between you and I, there will be another time’?

A: Rowena
B: Eithna
C: Karn
D: Mark of Cornwall

5.3: Where is The Battle That Decides?

A: Ilchester
B: Merlin’s Grove
C: Morgan’s Meadow
D: Modred’s Field

5.4: In which episode do actors Michael Gambon (Dumbledore in the later Harry Potter films) and Sally James (presenter on the popular 70s kids’ show ‘Tiswas’) both appear?

A: The Prize
B: The Prisoner
C: The Duel
D: Go Warily

5.5: Who ‘got what she deserved’?

A: Goda
B: Yoda
C: Eithna
D: Hildred

BONUS POINT 5: In whose village did Kai find her again?

SECTION 6: SCARY STUFF

6.1: What is the name of the masked giant warrior in Llud’s recurring nightmare?

A: Ajax
B: Gavron
C: Brock
D: Brosk

6.2: How does Cerdig make sure Arthur’s gift of a shield is safe?

A: He wraps it in sheepskins
B: He makes the messenger who delivers it lick it for poison
C: He makes Hengist wash it in the river
D: He checks for the Briton Standard Kite Mark on the handle

6.3 Who frightens Rolf the Penitent?

A: Spiders
B: Himself
C: Mark of Cornwall
D: Llud

6.4: When someone appears on screen with wild dark frizzy hair, a loincloth and a lot of tattoos, he is:

A: A Scot
B: A Saxon
C: A Pict
D: Rolf the Penitent after a wild night out

6.5: What is the only thing that Bavick understands, according to Kai?

A: This
B: Welsh
C: Pictish
D: Diplomacy

BONUS POINT 6: What is Bavick’s daughter wearing when Kai captures her?

SECTION 7: TRICKS AND TRAPS

7.1: Who ended up hanging in his own cage?

A: Morcant
B: Mordant
C: Mordred
D: Mordor

7.2: How did the trader persuade Esla to marry him?

A: Gave her lots of trinkets
B: Promised to give her lots of turnips
C: Promised to take her with him on his voyage
D: Promised to settle down and grow wine

7.3: How did Arthur escape from Hoxel’s Saxon warriors?

A: He hid up a tree until it got dark
B: He disguised himself with a bad blond wig and a sheepskin cloak
C: He hid underwater and breathed through a hollow reed
D: He put on a helmet that looked like a shark’s fin

7.4: What trick did Arthur do that caused Corin to recognize him as the killer of his father?

A: He pulled his sword out of a stone
B: He split an apple with a new-forged blade
C: He picked his nose with his sword
D: He picked his sword up with his foot

7.5: How did evil twin Gavron capture first Llud and Kai and later Arthur?

A: Pitfall trap
B: Fish trap
C: Boar trap
D: Man trap

BONUS POINT 7: Which Dr Who star played both Gavron and his twin brother Brandreth?

SECTION 8: FAUNA AND FLORA

8.1: Arthur and Kai were ambushed and lost all their shopping. How did Arthur work out that it was Hecla who stole it?

A: He checked the CCTV on the market palisade
B: He followed the trail of a mountain butterfly
C: He followed the trail of hoofprints
D: He recognized a pair of caged songbirds

8.2: Who had a cure for the animal sickness?

A: Brother Herriot
B: Bishop Felix
C: Brother Cadfael
D: Brother Amlodd

8.3: Which inhabitants of Arthur’s camp are invisible (albeit sometimes audible)?

A: Chickens
B: Cats
C: Dogs
D: Children

8.4: What did Kai say that the Saxons who got through Yorath’s defences were doing?

A: Frightening the daisies
B: Worrying the sheep
C: Scaring the birds
D: Terrifying the buttercups

8.5: Who were Cedric and Theodore?

A: Snails
B: Horses
C: Ants
D: Monks

BONUS POINT 8: What happened to Cedric?

Answers can be found here.

In the evening, I went down to the Waterwheel Suite and re-arranged the room, with a table at the front, on which I put the gifts which I had bought for Oliver on behalf of the group. There was also a folder of messages I had printed out, from people who could not attend.

People began to drift in at about 7 pm., so I put “Arthur is Dead” on the TV. Oliver arrived and sat watching with us.

During the scene where the Saxons were bogged down in a marsh and hit with multiple volleys of spears, Oliver looked quite affected; he observed that it was brutal – a massacre. I think as fans, we have watched the scene so many times that we tend to find it rather comical, but Oliver was absolutely right! Most of the Saxons were mercilessly slaughtered; only three men, including Cerdig, got away.

I asked how they got the spear to stick out of the extra’s back. Oliver said they wore a body rig to hold it in place.

In the final scene, where Arthur pretends to have been knocked off his horse in order to regain the lead from Kai, I asked whether he was really hanging off the side of the horse in that shot, and he confirmed that he was.

After the episode, I thanked Oliver for spending so much time with us. I then read out Paul Lewis’ letter to Oliver, and gave him a print out of this, and all the other messages he’d been sent. There were quite a few pages, so he put it aside to read later.

I then gave him the gifts from us all. He opened the sweater, and seemed pleased with it.

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He put it on immediately, and pronounced it the correct size.

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He then noticed the “Arthur of the Britons” wrapping paper. This is the design.

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Finally he opened the “Arthur of the Britons” mug, which he liked.

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Then we sat together and watched “The Challenge.” Oliver once again acknowledged that it was the place we had visited today – as though he hadn’t quite believed it, until now!

I pointed out that Arthur’s spear went no further than Kai’s, but Oliver said it was the story-telling that was important. Oliver pointed out that when Arthur un-horses Kai, a trick stirrup is used.

When Kai was mounted with his axe and Arthur said “Just a game, Llud” and Kai’s axe made the “whump, whump” sounds as he swung it round, Oliver made an incredulous sound.

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Riding at each other full-tilt was really dangerous. The horses were very co-operative. Most people don’t appreciate their importance. The shields were made to break. The close-up fight scenes on horseback were all filmed with the actors actually in the saddle.

When Kai disarms Arthur, I think Oliver said “It’s over”, but they carried on with short swords. In the short sword fight, Oliver said they tried to keep the knife movements in a square, like the Romans did. Romans weren’t great with a sword, because they often fought behind a big shield. The stunt co-ordinator, Peter Brayham, was basically a sword-fighting coach. They practised a lot, and got really good.

Towards the end of the fight, when they roll down the bank into the water, Oliver said, “It’s a horror show.” “It’s all in the eyes” he said; “all in the eyes.” I pointed out that Kai had a knife the whole time, when they were fighting in the mud. Oliver said that Arthur did too! At the end, when Arthur threw aside the axe, he said, “This is really good … it’s real.”

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It was Oliver who aimed the axe at Kai’s head as he lay in the mud, and they had practised the move. Oliver said it was good to have gone back to the place where he’d been injured.

I asked the meaning of Arthur’s little smile at the end. He said it showed his realisation of how foolish it was to have fought like that.

I put it to him that this fight might be the result of many years in which Kai, being the older, had often beat him over the years growing up. Oliver agreed it was possible.

After this, I dished out more cake (!) leaving about a third to be cut up and taken away. I asked what people wanted to do next – another episode was the answer. Oliver picked “The Marriage Feast.”

Oliver laughed at Brian Blessed. He pointed out Gila von Weitershausen’s large eyes, and spoke of her traumatic start in life. He’d got to know her better while filming an episode of a German drama series called “Unter weissen Segeln”, “Abschiedsvorstellung”, in 2004. The series was filmed on a tall sailing ship.

He said she was a lovely person, and he felt a real chemistry with her, which showed in Arthur’s relationship with Rowena. When she was a baby, her father was killed, and her mother had to flee from the Russians, with Rowena under her arm.

I asked about Georg Marischka, who played Yorath; Oliver said he was “a lovely man”, and that he “did a really good job”, especially as English was not his first language. The beard was not real.

After this, we decided that, as Oliver had really answered most of our questions already, rather than a formal Q & A, we would have the quiz. Everyone got into teams of two or three. I think there were 5 teams.

I read out Lynn’s excellent multi-choice questions – liberally sprinkled with jokes, which everyone appreciated. Everyone had brought a prize for someone else, so everyone got something!

All that was left was to thank Oliver and Jelly again, and give Oliver a few parting gifts, including a portrait I had drawn of him as Arthur, and a copy of “Konig Arthur” - a fanciful German novelisation of the stories in the show, which included location photos.

Then everyone headed off to the bar, some of us taking big slabs of cake with us!

One further anecdote I remember from the evening - Oliver told us how Roger Moore invented the Magnum. Roger asked an ice-cream manufacturer for a choc ice on a stick, and the company produced one, and wanted to call it a Walther PPK, after the gun used by James Bond, but the manufacturer of the weapon wouldn’t let them use the name, so they called it a Magnum instead!

At the Compton Inn, we found cameraman Roger Pearce waiting for us. He and Oliver stood reminiscing for a while.

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Jelly took some video. Roger mentioned that Jack Watson was the son of Vaudeville comedian, “Nosmo King”, and described how the comedian got his stage name.

Oliver remembered that Jack was in the army, and was a hard man.

Transcribed:

OT: I’ve just remembered that he [Jack Watson] didn’t get on very well with riding, so he had to put a cushion down the back of his trousers. He always said, ‘Go slow! Go slow!’ and we always shot him pulling up or riding off, and nothing in the middle – he preferred not to gallop off or canter off.

RP: I remember we had a director called Peter Sasdy, and the stuntman was Peter something.

OT: Brayham.

RP: With big pebble glass glasses [Peter Brayham], and we were doing a stunt where these guys were jumping out of a tree onto you guys … I think – and he kept building up and building up these boxes and boxes, and then he [Peter Sasdy] said, ‘Peter, can I have a word with you?’ He [Peter Brayham] said, ‘Yes, what?’ He said, ‘Are they jumping down, or stepping down?’ It made us laugh.”

Then we all found tables for lunch – mostly outside, as the weather was still fine.

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Roger and Oliver sat together chatting, and Roger put Oliver back in touch with Maria Bisset (née Ford) who managed the horses and carriages back in the day, and who provided Oliver some accommodation following his injury and recovery.

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I was told later, that some of the other customers who saw us wearing "Arthur of the Britons" 50th anniversary tee-shirts had thought we were commemorating a friend of ours who had died, named "Arthur"!

We checked maps, and then Tim took Mark on the back of his bike, to go to the village site. We followed on in cars. Oliver’s was in the lead this time, and I was a bit uncertain how far it was. We passed two houses, and I thought we’d gone too far, and had to stop to check with people in cars behind. Still, we got there in the end – it was further than I remembered – and parked on the side of the road.

When we got out, we found Mark there (Tim had left), and Oliver immediately recognised the area where his, Michael Gothard’s and Jack Watson’s caravans (actual caravans, not trailers!) had been, near the field entrance.

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Looking out over the valley:
OT: All that background, and you don’t see any houses …

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We walked down the hill to the field where the village had been situated, and I pointed out the ditch which had run through the village – which Oliver remembered.

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Jelly took videos. Oliver spoke about the extras:

OT: … and they’d go berserk. One or two had to be - “Stop! Stop!” - but they’d carry on as if they’d lost their mind. It’s true. It’s pretty spectacular. One of them went completely berserk. Three people had to jump on him, hold him down. He lost it! He got, you know, the red mist yeah, one of the extras. With a spear. He wouldn’t stop! He wanted to murder it you know … ‘cause they were amateurs, they weren’t actors. But they all looked the part, they looked … and it’s good money, seven pounds fifty in those days, you know? That was good money. I think, when I was a drama student, I was given ten pounds a week to live on. And, er … people who were on grants were on … yeah, seven pounds fifty people … my drama school, yes, lived on seven pounds fifty a week, back in ’65 you could live on that. But then, you can get a beer and meat and two veg. in a pub for about half a crown. You’re all too young to remember that!

We had a look over the river, at the place where Oliver would have met with Cerdig.

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Below: Oliver and Wendy. They had met once before, when she had visited her adopted brother, Michael Gothard, on location in 1972.

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We walked further along the river bank, and through a private garden to reach the bridge.

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Once on the other side, we went through a stable yard, and past a feisty-looking but very small pony, who stood watching us; Oliver observed that she was pregnant.

Then we got to the weir (for an old brass mill) which was known in the series as “The Giant’s Dam.” It featured in "In Common Cause."

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Since our last visit, a platform had been erected in the middle of the dam, so we were able get different views of the area.

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Roger Pearce remembered that to the left of the weir is a culvert, which features in the scene "The Pupil", in which Arthur kills Corin's father, Mordor, while Corin watches.

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There was a big empty picture frame hanging in front of the platform, which had clearly been put there for wedding photos.

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We spent quite a while sitting around here, and taking photos.

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Below: Oliver and Jelly.

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I commented that the weir looked quite small, compared to how it looked in the series. Oliver said that the dam would have been made to look much bigger by the use of low camera angles. He confirmed that it was a stuntman who jumped into the water during “In Common Cause”, because Michael didn’t like heights.

I told him about how Michael had been made to stand on the edge of a tall building with no safety equipment, by director Don Levy, when he starred in “Herostratus.” Oliver said “maybe they tricked it” (meaning, maybe he wasn’t really on the edge), but I said no, and that Don Levy was a bastard, but that it was due to this production that Michael had met Wendy’s dad.

We re-traced our steps, and as we went back past the pony, the owner of the farm, Melissa Warren, came to greet us. She reminded Oliver that in the episode of “Robin of Sherwood” in which he appeared, he leapt on the back of a horse ridden by a stunt double for Maid Marian – and she had been that stunt double!

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Oliver’s character’s intent had been to make off with her. She said she was 18, and she had been terrified! She hadn’t been a proper stunt rider!

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We took her photo, and thanked her for letting us see the weir. She said it had been used for her daughter’s wedding, and the photographer had suggested they might hire out the venue, but she’d decided it should just stay a private family place, where the kids and grand-kids could play.

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Then we all returned to Wookey Hole Hotel, though a convoy was no longer needed.

In the car, Oliver said that the location scouts had done a really good job, finding this area, which had so much potential. I suggested that they found one – the area where “The Challenge” was filmed - and then discovered the others as a result.

Oliver mentioned that he’d met the actor Ken Hutchison who played Gawain later on in his career, and Ken had been depressed because he said “no one wants to hire me.” Oliver couldn’t understand it, as he considered Ken a fine actor.

He mentioned at some point, [1981/1982] that he’d been considered for/considering taking over the role of James Bond from Roger Moore. He said the Broccolis were really nice – he liked them – but he decided he didn’t want everything that went along with the role – the fact that he’d be associated with Bond forever, as happened to Connery and Moore, and has since happened to Daniel Craig – and with the whole circus that goes along with the franchise.

He has realised that acting can be soul-destroying, because you often spend days, weeks, months, living in hotels, and just waiting to deliver a few lines, while your life is passing you by. He has an agent who keeps trying to get him work, but he keeps rejecting it!

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When we arrived back, we broke for a rest.

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Went down at 9-ish, got a tea, and went and sat with Oliver. He spoke about his experiences at East 15 Acting School. He said that he met lots of different kinds of people – including a good-looking young man who was a “collector” for the Krays. The Krays paid his drama school fees, as a gift.

He also spoke about a role he had [in ITV series, "The Knock"] as a gay heroin addict who had killed his boyfriend, and had to dump the body out of a boat, into a lake. He said it was hard to dump a body from a boat without falling in yourself, and also noted what an odd profession acting was. “What did you do today?” “I dumped my boyfriend’s body in a lake.”

The weather today was glorious! The group had all assembled by around 10 am., so we set off in convoy, with Steve’s car leading, and Oliver’s Chevrolet second, so that the others could all see which way the head of the column was going. Oliver pointed out views of Glastonbury Tor as we went past.

Chatted in the car about other conventions. Oliver said he’d made thousands at Autographica – you just sit at a table signing and at the end, take away a whole lot of money, but it “made me feel slightly grubby.” He was sitting near a whole group of Bond girls. Minor stars of big films can make a basic living, of around £12,000, from doing a few per year. I told him that I heard that James Marsters, who played Spike in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, once signed so many autographs that his hand bled. Oliver said, “More fool, him!”

He also mentioned Joan Collins again, and how unpleasant she was to other women. He said she was completely different to her sister Jackie, who is lovely. He’d worked with her to help promote her books.

We arrived at the Compton Inn at around 11:30, and met up with Michael Gothard’s adopted sister, Wendy, who was waiting for us, with her border terrier, George. Everyone was fascinated to meet her. She said she couldn’t believe that Michael would have been 83 this year.

Wendy showed people an example of her school homework. She’d been asked to write about a member of her family, and had written about Michael.

Write About A Member of My Family.

My brother is called Michael. We adapted him, but he has kept his surname which is "Gothard.”
He does lovely things with me.
We go to the library, then he buys me a cake and he has coffee.
He takes me to the British Museum and the one in Priry Park.
We go swimming and to our beach hut. He doesn't like water-skiing, but we go horse riding.
I ride "Mystery", Michael rides "Cadenza.”
Sometimes he comes with me to get the milk.
We read together a lot. I like it when my brother reads to me. He is reading "Of Mice and Men.” I like "Lennie.”
My brother is older than me, so he is my big brother.
I love his bedroom, there are lovely things in it and sometimes I am allowed to take his coffee to him in the morning.
He makes me do my prep.
He has to go away to work and I am sad when he is not at home.
I am lucky to have my brother and I love him very much.

She said she wanted everyone to know what a wonderful man he was.

We all walked the short distance to the bridge over the River Chew, and went through a gate onto the long grassy track along which Oliver and Michael had often galloped.

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He clearly recognised it, and soon got his bearings.

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We arrived at the muddy bank, and the slope behind it which was used so often, and most notably in “The Challenge.”

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Beside the Chew at this point was the long sloping hillside on which a lot of the action in "The Challenge" took place.

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There follows a series of transcripts of videos taken by Jelly, while at this location:

OT: It opens up a bit more at the top … I was just wondering where that … my horse had bolted. It must have been from there … [points] I remember I had the spears on the side, there was a conversation, and I cantered off, and then the horse got spooked by … 'cause I had to use my second horse, who got spooked by the shield that was on its side and the spears, so every time it [galloping noise and motion] this thing went, “Boom! Boom!” on the back and the horse went on and on, and I just remember racing down this valley, and then there was a telegraph pole, and I thought, ‘alright, well, I’ll just steer it towards the telegraph, he’ll see that and stop.

Well, it didn’t, and by this time, you know, pshew … the tears were coming out of the sides, pshew [mimes tears streaming along the side of his face] it gets fast, you know? And the horse is going rew, rew, rew [mimes] down this valley, then I saw the ditch - was more open – and ‘I’ll just steer it towards the ditch, it’s not gonna go in there’ and it went straight in, and then I pulled it right ’cause somebody said “just stick your left foot forward and lock the rein in the left” [mimes the action] and pull with the right, pull its neck around” and I was going round and round and round in circles like that until I finally managed to stop … I was like that [mimes exhaustion] I was … it was sheer terror.

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I tell you, those things are very powerful things, horses, when they lose the plot – it just lost the plot – and I thought I – but this, my point of the story is this. This is where I should have been warned. We were into this violent film where we took it … [mimes fierce fighting] there. Then here, just on that slope over there – we had the spear scene, and, um … it wasn’t Michael, Michael was opposite me, throwing the spear, and this is where … I want to tell you that story, Wendy [Michael’s adopted sister approaches] … He … this went on, it was fine, you know it was completely insane because you don’t do that so the camera would be say, where James is there, and I would be standing … this was over … we can go there [walks away] that slope … [inaudible] … must have been that we filmed that beginning somewhere on a bank here and … because this was the run down here, with this horse, ‘cause it went quite a long way, it was long enough, you know, to really get a [inaudible] on, which … we filmed that dialogue just up here, and then …

JG: I think it might have been up there [points]

OT: It might well have been there, in that clearing there.

Wendy: I’m guessing Arthur and Kai, they had a big falling out.

OT: No, no it started as a game … [inaudible] …It may have been … conversation … and it may have been … this might have been more open when I steered the horse towards that bank there, and then I went on down the valley, and I think just beyond there, there’s the telegraph pole which I steered it towards … Is this where the bank goes down?

JG: Yes.

OT: So this is where we filmed the … I’m sure this is where we filmed, here.

JG: you definitely came lolloping down, like, laughing and making jokes at each other, but very –

OT: I probably would have gone that way, and if it wouldn’t … decided not to stop, pulled it that way, and on down, ‘cause I remember seeing the village on the right when I started to pull it round, but this is … um … I share this with you, well, this is very traumatic for me; I was here, somewhere and erm … the camera was over there, and then they started, this er, champion started throwing a spear at me, and I’d ward it off – “Voom, Voom” [mimes] like this, you know, it’d come over the top, and 6 feet long with a plastic tip and it was towards … yeah … then I got tired, and it went “Dong!” and it went into the back of my head, and I … it … oh, I felt like a ship that had … it went right down my spine, and I sat down here, and, er … looked around and I thought I was … I was going, and the last thing I remember was Michael holding my head like that [mimes], me looking up at him saying, “Olly! You alright?” you know? And then I woke up at Bristol Infirmary after a coma … It was quite serious, because I was very badly injured, and I had … er … you know, concussion.

JG: There must have been a lot a lot of blood as well; it must have been very alarming for everyone.

OT: Would have been horrible.

Wendy: Any form of “Health and Safety” didn’t really exist …

OT: But they don’t … you don’t … there’s no pain … but I felt like … “I’m dead” … I kind of remember that sort of … I took one last look around that … sort of … I had a … death experience here – that’s the truth, and er … that’s the truth, and er …. That’s why I tell you how gentle a man Michael was.

Wendy: He was lovely … he was. Unless you didn’t do your homework!

OT: So that was … that’s here. And also, the … those Roman swords were here yeah, and that horse went down because there’s the telegraph pole, now I remember, so that’s the sort of experience we had.

JG: Llud was telling you off up there somewhere.

OT: Might well have been the start of the trouble, was this … [points] Did you see that? This is definitely where that took place. And the spears took place up there, banging around with the spears …. But you can see the terrain is not flat and worked out. It’s … um… if you are, you know, if you start racing down there with a horse, the terrain is, you know, undulous; there’s pot-holes, there’s … it undulates, it’s not … we were … might have been foolish, but we were very brave, Michael and me.

Wendy: Absolutely. I mean, if you’re cantering or galloping down a hill, that … particularly if the horse decides to have away with you.

OT: And it’s all, yeah, downhill’s always the thing, and you don’t test that before … often we would do test runs with the horses; always teach a horse the track – the way you’re gonna go, we always did that, because we became very good horsemen, and Michael became a good horseman during –

Wendy: He was very good, yeah he was.

OT: And then, er, yeah … but mistakes happen. So I had this warning when that thing went off there …

JG: So that was the same day …

OT: And I … just didn’t see it. I didn’t see the danger, I was stupid, and then that was definitely a warning from God, and then of course it went on, and then I ended up in … severely concussed, and basically, I’ve never been the same!

…

OT: … gold … gold cross swinging over my head, and like that, and I’m looking up at this beautiful blonde angel … looking up quite close, and it’s this Irish nurse saying, “Oliver, Oliver, are you alright?” I thought I was in heaven … [laughter] Yes, so … and then it was very nasty. I don’t know if any of you have ever had, or treated, bad concussion, but that is …

JD: Yeah, it can last a while, as well.

OT: You can’t … finish a thought; you can’t sleep; you’re always in between the sleep … trying to go to sleep … you wake up … you can’t finish … a thought. It’s real horror time, it went on for … quite a while, and then, er … yeah, three weeks that took, I was back on a horse!

JG: Did that make it hard to learn your lines?

OT: Not really. Once it all clicks slowly back into place, it’s alright, um … but it was horrendous, it’s the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. I mean, you break bones, and things like that, I’ve had all that, but that’s … that’s … no, no, I don’t recommend it. [inaudible] It went through three layers of my skull, I was lucky it didn’t go and touch the … well, whatever is inside there, and er … they stitched it up.
When I had short back and sides, ‘cause I’ve … my son’s made me join this er … World War II re-enactment regiment, so I became an American major in World War II, and they took me to the barbers to make me get a short back and sides, and this huge scar appeared on the back of my head, he said, “Man! Daddy, that’s cool!"

[Laughter]

…

Oliver whistles like the Buzzard which flies overhead; the buzzard replies!

OT: Nice spot, isn’t it?

JG: I guess there’s more areas you might have been up there …

OT: I’ll probably have a good think about it, and then when we watch it …

OT: Now looking at it, it’s not a bad place to die in …

JG: Well, don’t go doing that today because we’ve still got a long way to go, yet!

CV: Did they call your parents?

OT: Probably not.

JG: I don’t suppose you had information about your next-of-kin on you …?

OT: No … I had a girlfriend … that was about it. My parents, you know … my mother was working somewhere …

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JG: So you’d shot all the fighting –

OT: Yeah … I think so … yeah …

JG: - before the spears.

OT: It was towards the end of the day … you know, and you get tired.

JG: Yeah.

OT …and er, yeah, and then they shot … I think they changed things, and they shot Michael’s episode, you know, with the … yeah, they –

JG: … shot a couple of episodes with you … too much –

OT: … and, er … top-and-tailed with me.

JG: Then you rode away that way, and Garet and Gawain rode away that way.

OT: Yeah, pretty much … Ah! The scene with the … them …

JG: Yeah.

OT: I’ll show you where that was … now you remind me.

JG: I really like those guys, ‘cause of the way they –

OT: Wonderful actors.

JG: The way they were –

OT: What was his name?

JG: I can’t remember their actual names … just the way they were looking at each other, as if, “we thought we were crazy” sort of thing.

OT: Yes … yes …

JG: When you came up that bank –

OT: Ken … Ken …

JG: - with Kai.

OT: Yes.

JG: Were you thinking to try and fool Garet and Gawain that you’d intended it all as a lesson to them?

OT: Well … I mean … I … it isn’t what I feel, it’s how it was.

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We walked up the slope nearly to the top.

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While we were near one of the clumps of bushes, Oliver pointed out the tree into which they had thrown spears during the early stage of the conflict.

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Fans had wondered for a long time about whether this tree was at a different location, but no! There it was!

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I scrambled down to it to check it out, up close!

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Someone (Steve!) may have asked whether anyone had a spear …

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We looked at the terrain, which Oliver said would have been much more open 50 years ago – with fewer trees along the edge of the river. Also, a large house nearby had been built since filming.

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We went back down to the muddy bank:

OT: Hey, this might have been … fifty years, it’s probably … washed out even more.

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I looked for the split tree root which was in the original episode, and had still been visible last time we’d been there. I thought maybe it had grass growing on it, so I scrambled down the bank to have a look, but when I got close, the mud became very slippery, and I slid down and down, almost into the water! So I gingerly came back up.

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[My phone alarm went off]

OT: Joya …

JG: I’ve gotta take my pill.

OT: Yeah, you’d better now take a pill to calm yourself down! This is all too much! Are you taking some ancient Druidic mushrooms?

JG: Yes, that’s exactly what it is! With herbs and moss!

OT: ‘erbs.

JG: Moss and fungus.

OT: Mushrooms!

…

Too soon, we had to trundle back to the Compton Inn, for our 12:15 lunch booking.

On the walk back, Martin asked Oliver whether they had to deliver the lines exactly as they were written on “Arthur of the Britons.” He replied that it wasn't always required on a lot of things he'd done, including “Arthur of the Britons”, where you could vary the lines slightly as long as they delivered the same message. A notable exception was “Luke's Kingdom”, where someone - he said the writer, but Martin also thinks he said 'Peter' someone (Peter Weir was the Director) - was heavily involved in other aspects of the project, and you couldn't get away with telling him that the script could be varied.

Saturday 15 October (II)

After a break, we went to the hotel’s Waterwheel Suite, where we watched “People of the Plough” and “The Gift of Life” while waiting for Oliver to arrive, and I drew lots for the order in which people could get their autographs, chats, and photos with Oliver.

At around 4 pm, the celebratory cake was delivered by "Tile Cakery." It had photos from "Arthur of the Britons" on the outside, framed like slides.

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Soon after, Oliver and Jelly arrived. After unwrapping the cake, and photographing it, we prevailed upon Oliver to cut it for us.

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He did a great job, serving everyone, and it was delicious! Very moist and rich, lemon-flavour, with buttercream and lemon curd inside.

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So while we ate, and chatted, I called people up to have their individual talks with Oliver, and get their autographs. While Oliver was doing this, Jelly was in the bar, doing tarot readings.

María José told Oliver she has three degrees, one of them in history, in which AotB originally sparked her interest.

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One person brought a publicity photo for “The Stud”, of Oliver, with his arms around Joan Collins, to be signed. Oliver said his expression showed what he was feeling – that he wished he was somewhere else! He felt that Joan Collins was the kind of woman who would ignore or dismiss any other woman in the room. At a later date, when he introduced his wife, Arabella, Joan was dismissive of her, and from then on, Oliver took a dislike to her.

Annette spoke of her job helping children who were in trouble of some kind – she said she always talks to the parents; she and Oliver agreed, “It’s never the child’s fault.”

Christine asked about the “Bravo” award Oliver won from the eponymous German teen magazine. I hadn't asked him about them before, because he’d once said that he didn’t have any mementos from the time.

He said he didn’t know how, but he still had not one, but two Bravo awards, on display under his TV: one for "Arthur of the Britons", and another for "Luke's Kingdom."

Carole got Oliver to sign the early publicity photo which appeared in "Bravo", of him posing as Arthur. He said the sword wasn’t the one that was used in the series, and he also had a beard in the photo.

Below, Janet and Oliver have a good chat.

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Martin was there for 20 minutes, though he started by saying that Oliver had already answered all his questions! They spent some time talking about bikes, as he’d brought Oliver the gift of a vintage biker magazine.

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Phil had brought in a small strip of 16 mm film from the “Arthur of the Britons” credit sequence, to show Oliver. Oliver explained that due to the 16 mm film only having a single set of sprockets, you can sometimes see a slight drift, especially during the credits. This looks like a “shimmer”, which modern directors sometimes try to emulate.

One behalf of a fan who couldn’t attend, I asked what was Oliver’s favourite series to work on after AotB; his reply was “Luke's Kingdom”, because it was so real, and well-researched.

We were just getting ready to move out when Phil showed up with a replica of Arthur’s sword, which he had made himself, in the 1980s. He swore that he’d asked the hotel - despite their ban on weapons on the premises – and they let him bring it in, on the grounds that it was blunt! So of course, we had to have a go at posing with it – Martin and I, anyway.

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Later, we all sat in the bar, and chatted. Topics included politics (again), and horses – Oliver says people don’t appreciate them. At some point during the weekend, we spoke about how the scene in “The Challenge” was filmed, where they were laying into each other on horseback, and we were seeing the action from below. He said there was a bench or something between them for the cameraman, who would be turning this way and that, and the horses and riders would be either side. The horses would have to be very co-operative.

We spoke of how horses in Westerns were very badly treated – Linda mentioned trip-wires being used. At some point, Oliver spoke of how someone he knew had been in India, in the army, and when he left, his commanding officer made him shoot his three horses. “Can you imagine having to do that?” Oliver said, with horror in his voice. I said I would prefer not to! He told us that man had PTSD because of it.

He also spoke about Yul Brynner. I put it to Oliver that Brynner was rarely seen in “Romance of a Horsethief”, and that Oliver should have been the star, as he did most of the work! He pointed out that Yul Brynner’s name brought in the money to make the film!

Yul Brynner is a very small but powerful man. And he had an extensive set of conditions, or “rider” on his contract, including a particular breakfast, involving eggs which he insisted should be brown, and cooked in a particular way, with some special kind of meat.

One morning, Oliver was having breakfast with him, outside Brynner’s trailer, when the film’s composer Mort Shuman drove past, throwing up lots of dust which ruined Brynner’s breakfast. Brynner refused to do any work until Shuman had been thrown off the set!

Perhaps Brynner had realised that the soundtrack was far from being the film's best feature ...

Saturday 15 October (I)

I went down at 9:30 to see whether everyone was ready. They weren’t, but some were on the way. Linda pointed out that people getting themselves here on time was their responsibility, not mine ... Some of us managed to get together for a group photo!

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When Sean Dromgoole (who played “Krist” in the episode “The Gift of Life”, and was credited as "Sean Fleming") arrived, he chatted to Oliver for a while. They hadn’t met up for many years. We then sorted ourselves out into the smallest number of cars we could manage, and left in a convoy of about 5 vehicles.

I was invited to ride shotgun in Oliver’s huge left-hand drive Chevrolet. In the back were Jelly, Mark and Akvile. Linda led the convoy over Priddy, where we had lovely views, while Steve took his car and passengers and went his own way, and arrived first!

I had been a bit worried about the weather, but the drizzle cleared off in time for our walk, and only resumed when we were getting back in the cars, so we were very lucky.

As we walked up the track to Black Rock Quarry, Oliver said he hadn’t been here since filming the episode, “The Slaves.”

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I asked about the actor/stuntman Jackie Cooper, who had to fall from the top of the quarry.

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Oliver said that cardboard boxes would be piled up, to about a third of the height of the drop, and covered with a big canvas sheet. It would cover a large area, but still look very small from the top! The stuntmen are a tight knit group and all look out for each other, and make sure the site is inspected.

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Oliver and Sean reminisced about the student extras, who had to wait around for long periods, and often got stoned. When they finally got the call to action, they really went for it in any fights they had to enact – some went a bit berserk!

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Oliver, Sean and I discussed how long it took to film. Oliver thought it must have been a year, but I told him that filming began in June or July, and went on till December. Sean agreed that it was standard to take a fortnight to film an hour’s worth of TV, so a week per 25 minute episode made sense.

Oliver was surprised it was only 6 months – he clearly felt like he was “Arthur” for longer than that. He said that having spent so much time out in the countryside, going back to London was really hard to get used to. He felt out of place, and wondered what he was doing there. He still prefers to have countryside around him – to be able to see the horizon.

Along with Akvile and Mark, I went about halfway up the rocky slope cut into the side of the quarry, on which the slave workers had been shackled.

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Akvile went right to the top – Mark and I weren’t brave enough!

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Meanwhile, Jelly made some videos of Oliver and Sean, and the rest of us.

Oliver couldn’t remember whether people had been filmed up on that ledge, and Linda assured him that they had. Oliver said “Then I must have been up there … I guess …” He then speculated as to whether any horses went up there. Linda said “there would have been a lot less crud on that shelf” back then (loose rocks and plant growth), but Oliver then said, “I don’t think a horse went up on that shelf” and Sean agreed, “I can’t see a horse up there. I don’t think Ben Ford¹ would have allowed that.” Oliver said, “Yeah, lovely guy. Sadly, you know, when they moved on, with Robin of Sherwood, they got rid of Ben, and he couldn’t understand it.”

More transcripts from the videos below:

OT: … lived in Stroud, with the Fords, who had a horse stable and … carriages; horses and a riding school, and they kept about … oh, I dunno, about 18 horses.

JG: Were they the horses you used on the show?

OT: Some driving horses, yeah, they supplied the horses and they had the riding school, weekends. Weekends sometimes I’d take strings of people up riding above Stroud there, and … er … which was great. And then when we moved from that location, which was … the lake where we went last time, Woodchester …. Stroud was close to there, then I moved just the other side of Bristol airport, rented a cottage there, and stayed there pretty much till the end of the programme … till we finished.

SD: Ben Ford did this, um … Olly was very … as I remember it, you found your horse quickly, and you were happy, and it was all good. Michael was slightly slower to find the right horse, and they tried one, it didn’t work, then they tried another one, it didn’t work, so they … Ben Ford went out and bought a new horse to see if it got Michael’s vote, and he called it Merlin. I said, “Why’d you call it Merlin?” He said, “Because if it keeps Michael Gothard happy, it’s gonna be a fucking miracle!”²

…

SD: Ben did a lot of carriage stuff.

OT: And then, when one would be injured or have a bit of a sprain, then I’d use the other one. But you had to train them both to things. I have a story … we go to where “The Challenge” was shot, I can tell you a story there which is pretty hair-raising … I won’t tell it now … give it away, because I can show you exactly what happened.

LW: Did you ride before taking the part?

OT: Yeah. I got … I rode since I was 12, 13, 14 … um … my parents luckily enough sent me to riding school and I never forgot that, and then, um, I rode first in a film …”Romance of a Horse-thief”, and there I worked with a group of Cossacks – they came … Yugoslavia , they had the army, the cavalry, Russian, Polish horse … (inaudible) … with Yul Brynner and Eli Wallach, and we were horse-thieves I think, we had to ride, fantastic horses, Lipizza horses, grey, Lipizzan grey, and then they had this group for a festival, which was filmed within the film, of um … you know, Cossacks, showing off their stuff, and the young character I played jumps on and does his thing and everybody claps, and all that, so I learned a lot from them. I learned, for example, that picking up a handkerchief at a gallop, hanging sideways off the horse, and all that sort of thing …. (inaudible) … that was useful, and then I went to Italy and made a film called … you mentioned it … “’Tis Pity She’s a Whore”, and there I played this character who loses his rag, gallops around this monk, picking up sand and throwing it at him in a fury and all that, and that … [gesturing at SD] … your father saw that film. Who was the American who co-produced …?

SD: Skip Steloff.³

OT: Steloff, and he said, “This is the guy; this is the guy we want! He can ride! He’s nuts, and wild, and we should hire him, so …

JG: What was his name? Skip …

OT: Steloff. That’s the reason why it then came through my agent, can we go and do trails?

…

OT: From beginning to end we were in the field.

Unk: The whole time?

OT: Yes, like we just said, we never had any studio time with “Arthur.” We filmed it in the huts … in the locations … the huts were built … the roofs were okay to take the rain …

SD: Did you watch rushes? Did you use to go back and watch rushes, or not?

OT: Very occasionally, towards the end, yeah.

SD: With “Robin of Sherwood” that was a big scene. Everyone went to the rushes, and there was one director who said “You can’t!” and all the other directors said, “Of course you can!” and literally 30 people would go and watch them.

OT: I think it’s … well, we didn’t.

SD: It made for some grumpy discussions afterwards, when people thought they’d been doing stuff and the director hadn’t picked it up, and so … it was a bit tricky but …

OT: That’s actors for you!

SD: And then of course you were at HTV so there was a bar there.

OT: Yes.

SD: Did you spend any time in the HTV bar?

OT: I did, yes, I did, yeah …

SD: I did as well … Not when I was twelve!⁴

OT: That was great because the crew would hang out there.

SD: People would wind down together, basically, and then get not enough sleep, and then turn up at 7 o’clock the following morning. But it was … it was a very friendly crew.

OT: Talking about riding, it comes to me that Jack Watson had a bad bone, down there [indicates left buttock/hamstring], so when he cantered or galloped it was painful for him, and, um, he’d hang on, so he’s always … [imitates Jack Watson’s rather strained posture in the saddle]

…

LW: Was there any filming on Blackdown?

OT: It’s very likely, yes; the galloping stuff [indicates rolling hills] sort of, open …

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The dogs in the photos are Linda's brindle greyhound, Gwen, and white lurcher, Trigger.
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OT: … collect the money had two or three hangers-on. They started moving into my house, all the liggers and layabouts … In those days, very few people had … money … it was the sixt- early seventies … it was different … and if you had a name, and even five bob in your pocket, you had ten people hanging onto you. It’s like all the rock stars were surrounded by you know, the … see, we called them liggers … hangers-off and … that’s what happened to me, too.

SD: I don’t think that’s changed, actually.

JG: And was that a problem, or … were they a help to you in some way?

OT: Oh, they were your greatest friends.

JG: Okay!

OT: They were all traitors, they’re all … rip … took … oh, who’s paying? You know … “Can I sit here?” “Oh, I’ll have that!”

SD: “Am I paying again? Oh, what a surprise!”

OT: “Who’s paying?” Of course, you end up paying …

JG: That’s not right!

OT: Well, it’s what it was like … I had some friends of course … some …

SD: You used to come back and see us, which was nice – that was good.

OT: Very much so, yeah, yeah .

SD: See, my dad and mum lived about 8 miles that way [indicates direction] towards [inaudible]. Occasionally – and not always predicted – Olly would turn up, and that carried on for years, that was great.

OT: Yeah, yeah …

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JG: [pointing at the large rock] I actually climbed on and stripped myself to the waist …

OT: Bloody hell!

SD: I think we’re here on the wrong day!

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Linda insisted that I get up on The Rock on which Arthur had been tied up and flogged, 50 years before. We all went over, and I got a small boost and managed to grab the top of the rock and hang there.

SD: Is that the whipping position?

LW: This is it.

OT: That’s amazing!

SD: Joya, I feel I know you!

LW: Classic social media … arms spread a bit more! Last time she did it, she took her top off.

JG: I won’t do that today – there are gentlemen present!

OT: Cut her loose!

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Once I got down, Oliver and Sean had their photos taken with The Rock.

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Sean Dromgoole was planning to go and see his dad, Patrick – the Executive Producer of “Arthur of the Britons” - the following day, so he got us all to stand together in front of the The Rock and say, “Thank you, Patrick, for ‘Arthur of the Britons’ while he took a video.

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Then we decided to go to a nearby pub Linda knew for coffee, so we all piled into our cars, and off we went, back up the gorge and up to the pub, The Queen Victoria Inn, at Priddy.

Sean told us about how Dave Prowse (who appeared in two episodes of AotB) wanted his own voice to be used for Darth Vader, as he was the one playing the character. To demonstrate why that wouldn’t be a good idea, the Director delivered some of Darth’s lines in a Cornish accent!

We returned to Wookey Hole, and went over the road to the Wookey Hole Inn for lunch, after which Sean said his goodbyes.

~~

¹ Ben Ford owned the stables which supplied the horses for “Arthur of the Britons.”

² Perhaps it was here that we got the information that Michael was very competitive, and wanted the fastest horse!

³ Skip Steloff was Chairman and Chief Executive of Heritage Entertainment, an independent Los Angeles production company, which co-produced “Arthur of the Britons.”

⁴ Sean was 12 when he appeared in AotB. He later worked behind the camera on other HTV productions.

Friday 14 October

At about 2:30, I went down to the dining area, got a coffee, and sat waiting for other fans to arrive, with my Arthur of the Britons annual and various other related items on display.

It took a while for me to notice that some of the group were there already! Dan, who I’d met once before, with his author wife, Janet, along with Steve, Jonathan, and David, who are mainly Robin of Sherwood fans. Steve, Jonathan, and David had met Oliver Tobias and his daughter Jelly at the most recent RoS convention.

I explained to the RoS fans that I stopped watching “Robin of Sherwood” because I didn’t like the way they water-boarded Guy of Gisborne, and left him there, being continuously ducked, and laughed about it. I said they should have just killed him! Steve made a weighing motion, saying “waterboarding … or killing him” … He had a point! But I just can’t see Arthur doing something like that.

As the afternoon progressed, some others arrived. Carole, Mark - who was at the first of these get-togethers with Oliver – and his girlfriend, Akvile; Linda and Jane, who had also been to a number of AotB events, then Phil and Julie.

Then Oliver Tobias and his daughter, Jelly, arrived, so I went out to meet them. Oliver asked how many people were coming, and whether he had met any of them before, particularly remembering Mark, who was the only chap who had been at the 2010 event. I mentioned Linda and Jane, and Mark and Akvile. I also told Oliver about Wendy – Michael Gothard’s adopted sister – who was coming to join us on Sunday.

Oliver spoke about Michael – saying that he was “very closed off”, and described him as “dangerous”, but “very kind.”¹ He spoke about passing out with his head in Michael’s lap, after being hit by the spear, and waking up with a gold cross swinging above his head and a blond “angel” (an Irish nurse) looking down at him, saying “Oliver, Oliver …” and thinking he was in heaven. “No, you’re in Bristol Royal Infirmary.”

He said that before being hit with the spear, he had felt or heard a roaring sound in his head, which he took to mean that he was pushing too hard, and which he regarded as a warning, and which - since then - he has heeded.

I told him I’d been thrown over a horse’s neck and landed on my back the other way round, wearing a riding hat but no body protector. Oliver pointed out that they never wore riding hats. He said, “You have to fall off” if you are learning to ride a horse!

Despite my request – ratified by Oliver - that no edged weapons be brought into Wookey Hole by the participants, Oliver himself had brought a sword with him!

I left them to settle in, and went back to the restaurant, to find that Christine had arrived from Germany. I was expecting María José, from Spain, but had seen no sign of her. Reception told me that she had got here 2 hours ago. When she came down, she said she had been traveling from her home in Spain for 36 hours; when she got to Wells, her phone died, and she couldn’t find the bus station, so she walked all the way here. They make them tough in Zaragoza!

Tim, an actor friend of Mark’s, arrived on his motorbike. Martin also appeared – he’d asked me to organise the previous meet-up, but had not shown up, himself!

The group discussed Kai’s tunic, which he wore first in "The Last Valley", and then in "Arthur of the Britons"; we were wondering whether the two shows had used the same wardrobe supplier. Mark said that actors would often walk off a set with their costumes, so Michael had probably brought it with him to AotB. I mentioned that the tunic had later shown up in the Tenpole Tudor video for their track, "Wunderbar", and Mark said, “I know Eddie Tenpole!” I still hope to find out what subsequently happened to it. Actually, what I said was, “I would kill for that tunic!”

After the evening meal, Oliver and Jelly came and sat with us, and Oliver and Linda spent some time laying into the Tories - Jacob Rees-Mogg was a particular target - "the type I rebelled against, years ago" Oliver said. He advised us never to trust a politician who constantly does the two-handed gesture (as though playing a concertina) because they are trying to persuade you with lies.

I confirmed with Oliver and everyone else, that the following day, we would meet downstairs at 9:30 to sort out lifts, and then go to Black Rock Quarry.

¹ Per Dan: Oliver said that Michael was a volatile man: dangerous and unpredictable, which made him a blessing as an actor, and was his curse. He said people like Ray Winstone were pretend hard men; Michael was the real deal.

Dear Oliver,

I have the most vivid and fond memories of my work as composer, orchestrator and conductor on Arthur of the Britons. The whole experience was tremendously exciting and fifty years on I still dream from time to time that I'm back in Bristol and a new series is going to be made!

Everything about the process was extraordinary from the first enigmatic phone call from Patrick Dromgoole asking me to be in his office at 10 o'clock the next morning but not saying why, the briefing session with Peter Miller with a list of eventualities to be covered in the music and the final instruction: "Use French horns" - as if I wouldn't!

Then there were the three frantic weeks of composing with either my copyist Arthur Sendall ("Send-all-to-Sendall") driving down from Croydon to my 15th century home in Hastings Old Town to collect the latest batch of scores or my driving up and pushing them through his letterbox at one in the morning having been up working since 6 am, my Russian artist girlfriend who retreated to her mother's while I was buried in the work, only to complain later that I hadn't said I loved her for two weeks - ("I've been rather busy" was my reply.)

Then the trip to Belgium with my musical assistant in my black 1951 Triumph Renown saloon with its chauffeur screen and leather bench seats. We drove round Bruges by lamplight and parked in a large deserted square in Ghent for a few hours' rest, me sleeping on the front seat and Edward in the back, awaking the next morning to find ourselves surrounded by busy market stalls!

And of course the recording sessions with members of the Belgian National Symphony Orchestra in a wonderful studio with a seven-second natural echo in Brussels. We sat the players in concert formation and used a two-directional stereo mic above my head as I conducted and two ambient mics at the back of the hall - no laborious multi-tracking and subsequent mixing - that was it, and that's how I still like to record.

Finally, the big reveal as I played the entire score, including my orchestration of Elmer Bernstein's famous title music, to Patrick, Peter, John Peverall and yourself. The fact that the star of the show was interested enough to sit listening to the whole hour's worth of music was unique in my experience and still is. I was deeply touched by your presence and extremely grateful for your approval Oliver.

Composing the score remains one of the highlights of my forty-seven-year-long TV composing career. Nowadays, since all my regular directors and producers, being on the whole ten to twenty years old than me - (I started composing for TV at twenty) - have long retired and mostly died - I write concert music and seem to be as busy doing this as I was when I worked in TV, which is the reason I can't be with you in person for this wonderful celebration.

But my thoughts will be with you, and I send my greetings and the warmest of wishes to you, Joya and all the wonderful fans of our unforgettable programme.

Paul Lewis, Sussex, 12th October 2022.